Monday, July 24, 2006

We mallus are a funny breed


We mallus are a funny breed!
Coconut oil is what we need -
We pour plenty into our hair;
And any food we do prepare;
The land of coconuts indeed!

We mallus are a funny breed!
The elephant - our royal steed
A part of every ceremony;
Fed - until not one is puny;
God save us in a stampede!

We mallus are a clever breed!
Education is our creed -
We rant and rave;
Of every brain-wave;
With a great deal of conceit!

We mallus are a hairy breed!
A bearded man - it is decreed!
Stubbled and bristled;
Wouldn’t know if he whistled
The razor blade has no need!

We mallus are a verbose breed!
We talk at an incredible speed
Mis-pronouncing every vowel
Until you throw in the towel
Then to the consonants we proceed!

We mallus - what a funny breed!
Our curly hair is just like tweed -
We primp, we press and we tweak;
We style and try to turn it sleek;
But to the frizz we must concede!

17 comments:

Unknown said...

your poetry is lyrical & song-like.
loved the irony ;)

lo!
"We mallus are a funny breed!"

satyam! *wink*

Aparna Ray said...

LOL, hilarious :-)

upsilamba said...

aha! malayali anno?!
..we are also a friendly breed,
pouncing on all other breed
to know their caste and creed!!

nice to meet you, sunshine.

sunshine said...

@akhil - thanx a lot.. i'm a fan of the irony too :)

@aparna - glad u liked it!

@upsilamba - yup.. part malayali.. nice to meet u too.. n nice addendum to the poem :)

Abhi said...

HaHa ! I should know . Am from delhi and have been posted to kerala .But please , you people should use a spoon .:)

sunshine said...

awww some on hitler... n miss the taste of our fingers?? no way! :)

P said...

LOL..
Really funny!

Alpha said...
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Alpha said...

:)

You Mallus are a dying breed
To marry, Tam-brams you need
You'll wear nine yards
with non-veg not in the cards
Thayir saadam is what they'll feed

Dinesh Babuji said...

Two Thumbs up! :) Good read.

sunshine said...

ha ha alpha.. u crack me up!!

we mallus are a lovely breed
tam-brams get week-kneed
after pachadi and olan
aviyal and thoran
thayir saadam he'll readily concede

(pssst.. got tam genes in me too.. wouldn't mind the thayir saadam :))

sunshine said...

@dinesh... thanx for the great review!!

Anonymous said...

I say, dont give in gal..tam bram tryin 2 trick u in joining his clan.

Anonymous said...

;)

Sneha said...

haha!! hilarious! guess you should have a look at this - Hotel Kerela-fornia
http://www.lawstudent.in/blogfather/index.php?op=ViewArticle&articleId=147&blogId=507

i was in splits!

Anonymous said...

I'll add a para....Nowhere near sunshine/alpha'ss genius but here goes...

We mallus are a special breed
for we have taken the lead
in the mouths we have to feed
and thats why our creed
has to make living beyond.. a need.

the mallu is a special breed
indeed.

Yeah, I'm a mallu. And before you construe otherwise, let me hasten to add that its all done in jest.