Warning: Requires a certain quantity of familiarity with the Star Wars 4, 5 & 6. If it’s just entirely perplexing – I hope you’ll see my point and empathize.
- Dinner dates often include McDonald’s happy meals in order to collect the Star Wars figurines.
- When you ask him to pass the salt, he closes his eyes, breathes deeply, and tries to 'force pull' it across the table.
- Don’t order food that’s too spicy. There might be a great disturbance in the Force.
- Watching the sunset is often accompanied by him humming the Imperial March.
- Every casual conversation has comparisons drawn to Star Wars.
- You are often referred to as Commander and Master and are always complimented as “Impressive. Very Impressive”
- He takes you watch the trilogies and the spin-offs and nit-picks more than George Lucas ever could.
- He takes you to Toys “R” Us to shop for his baby nephew. But, actually buys the Star Wars toys for himself.
- He opens automatic doors for you by waving his hand and claims to use the force. Well, at least chivalry isn’t dead.
- Planning long trips often have references to ‘a galaxy far, far away...’
- Let him know if you’re having an asthma attack. He might think you’re being Darth Vader.
- Every magazine you own is rolled up and used as a light saber.
- He’d love it if you wore cinnamon buns on the sides of your head
- He ends every date with “May the Force be with you.” And yeah - Don’t underestimate the Force!
- When you say “I love you”, he replies “I know”. (Harrison Ford has ruined this for me!!)
- If you don’t know the POWER of the dark side – Pretend.
10 comments:
Uahahahaaa... ROTFL... I'm a big Star Wars fan myself, but I don't do such things because my friends and roommates are not as tolerant as you :). I even had to explain to one the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. Sigh. Some people don't even know chalk from cheese, what has the world come to...
I should have more friends like this guy. Life would be more interesting!
Hi,Sunshine..heh heh..yes,familiarity with Star Wars is required,to grasp this post to the fullest extent.:)
Wacky, but true. Star Wars fans can be a real pain. Believe me I have been told the same by a number of my exes
Hehe...SUnshine...thats a gr8 blog about the BIG STAR WARZ FAN...amazing stuff...
roomie...;)
hehe, but how different is it from dating a geek?
hahahahahah!!
That was absolutely delightful! Came here while browsing through desipundit... and your blog seems great! Will keep visting :)
well what can i say.. may the force be with you both...
sorry i haven't been replying.. or even blogging for that matter.. jus too busy.. and i'm trying to be creative with reports and business correspondence for now.. will be back for sure.. its jus gonna take a while.. thanx for stopping by :)
Hilarious!
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